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From: chaos @ crystal.palace.net (Matthew R. Sheahan)
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Subject: Re: "Bisexual names"
Date: 4 Nov 1995 21:02:38 GMT
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Jason C Simon (jasonsim @ twain.oit.umass.edu) wrote:
> > "OCCULTISTS! Forsake your weeja boards and your turrot cards!"
> > *TURROT* cards.
> Salvation is not to be found in your MTV video games...

SALVATION, the latest production from Nintendo and MTV Networks!  You are
Jesus Christ returned, fighting hordes of demons and their deluded occultist
pawns in the greatest battle ever -- Armageddon!  Power up with the awesome
Holy Water Cannon and Bible Blaster!  Dodge the deadly claws of the Beast
of the Apocalypse, and beware the charms of the Whore of Babylon!  Recover
the Shroud of Turin in time for the final confrontation with the Antichrist
and the legions of computers enslaved by a crippled, buggy operating system
which he commands!  YOUR SNES -- AND YOUR CHURCH -- WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

								chiaroscuro